Yard Rat

A person who continues to live on his sailboat while it is at the boat yard being worked on.

Why are the lights on in that boat, yard rat?

by mmc1 April 12, 2025

yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

by jbrow December 8, 2020

spray yard

When one uses the shower head to masturbate in the shower.

"Yo shelisa, I had a blast using the spray yard last night."

by Shelissa August 30, 2016

Kite yards suck

Take the first letter in each word to get the abbreviation "kys"

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

Yard sale

Stuff thrown around everywhere, no one knows what’s going on.

How was that’s workout?

Dude it was a strait up yard sale!

by HaggardHero22 October 25, 2017

Twenty Yard Fox

A woman, who from afar looks as if she’s extremely attractive. But upon closer examination, is actually not attractive at all.

That girl across the bar was a twenty yard fox.

by Arlo Swanson January 23, 2022

Yarding

In climbing, yarding is pulling on something with all you’ve got. Most often used to describe pulling on a hold with both hands.

“Don’t yard on that death block, it’s not solid!”
“I was yarding on that nut but it wouldn’t budge, nice placement!”

by GayClimber May 18, 2025