spain without the S

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spain without the S

by What'sㅤyourㅤhandle? April 5, 2022

No YumYum without con dums!

prevention to avoid unwanted pregnancies. Or, when you are horny but you can't do it with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Boy: I'm kinda horny
Girl: Not tonight babe, no yumyum without con dums!

by 712ea March 1, 2011

Tell me without telling me

A game played on TikTok where you are challenged to say something without directly saying it.

Girl in TikTok: Tell me without telling me your boyfriend is the best boyfriend ever. I’ll go first…

*girl pans camera to her boyfriend lovingly picking out all the stuff she hates off her extra large pizza*

Me: looks over to my husband who won’t even hold the door open for me when he enters a store.

*cries cus I know I’ll never know what that feels like*

by CallMeMaybe3435 March 3, 2022

Witness Protection

A person with two first names, one as an actual first name and the other as a last name; as if they had been given a new identity.

Examples of witness protection names: Fred Jackson

Joseph Paul

Willy Taylor

by Jmichael May 25, 2012

Can I get a witness

When u make a comment that incredibly raw as fuck u ask can I get a witness so u make sure someone heard

Shut yo humty dumpty looking ass tf up! Tyler can I get a witness?!

by Kittens mizfit May 4, 2018

Jehovah Witness

When you knock on a girl's back door and then you tell her "I got a the good news for ya". And if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.

Last night Allan Jehovah Witnessed me after I begged him to go away.

by Xhicrastin January 19, 2015

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON

uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately

UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."

by brendan May 15, 2004