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Wilson Coggins

by Jamie Coggins March 8, 2022
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Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
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Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")
The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!
by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016
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Wilson

1) Being autistic .
2) Stealing

3) Buying overpriced stuff and claims he's under the Financial Assistance Scheme.
1) why the fuck are u being so Wilson ??
2) John just Wilson-ed your money.
3) Hey! I just WILSON-ED a bag at Bugis Junction!
by WilsonTheAutisticBuckTooth April 26, 2017
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Sharde Wilson

Sharde is a kinky girl, she is from darwin and has had sexual intercourse with many guys (who are much older). Don't mess with Sharde otherwise, she will uppercut you haha. Poor zef. GO BORRIS
dude 1: wow Sharde Wilson is so hot id tap that

dude 2: nah mate she is with zef
dude 3: bruh i already tapped that
dude 4: poor zef
by daddychickennugget96 October 29, 2019
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Jonathan Wilson-Hart

Absolute chadathan of a man
and is pinicle of all things alpha
That bare knuckle fighter is so Jonathan Wilson-Hart
by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021
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Hot Wilson

When you’ve touched food that’s too hot and pull your hand away like Jim does from Wilson in Friday Night Dinner
Burnt my fucking fingers after picking up that bastard fishcake. Did a proper hot wilson
by Teed33 January 28, 2022
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