forked tongue

When you go to take a slash and
the piss comes out in two streams.

I woke up the next morning and pulled
a forked tongue in her bathroom.
Let's just say, she had a lot to clean up.

by Mitchell Eagleman May 16, 2008

Tonguing the onion

To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex

1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 18, 2018

mr.big-tongue

When ur father in law that u hate, likes to stick out his tongue a lot and he’s a pervert.

Me:”May,I’m with Mr.Big-tongue!!! Send help!!!”

May:”That must suck bootyhole....”

by Mr.big-tongue’s daughter-in-la June 19, 2019

swamp tongue

your tongue when you eat swamp ass

dang i got swamp tongue from that dirty bitch

by swamp tongue May 17, 2017

Tongue Box

Another word for “Mouth”

You better stop talking shit before I punch you in the tongue box!

by RockitMan July 28, 2019

tongue nippled

The process of cutting ones nipple of with a rusty butter knife then sewing it on to their tongue with there chest hair/dental false.

a nipple sewed on a tongue with hair from the chest called tongue nippled

by swagginninja January 01, 2012

table tongue

Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters

Guy 1: AH! Godammit!

Guy 2: Dude what happened?

Guy 1: I tried to do Table Tongue and it fucking hurts

Guy 2: Wow, you're a fucking dumbass

by SpasticMicrophone October 14, 2014