fire avanzada

When a man sets a woman's pubic hair on fire and proceeds to put it out with his own skeet.

"Dude, (insert name here) and I had a hot fire avanzada last night. He almost ran out of skeet.

by schloober September 23, 2010

Fire wood

Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Male who is gifted in the underpants.

Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food

She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.

Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.

I’m a stud at cutting up firewood

by Pdiddypablo December 30, 2017

Chicago Fire

A dope show that has gone down ever since Otis died.

Damn, did you see that new episode of Chicago Fire?

by fdny81 December 28, 2021

Fire train

A sexual act where gay men put jalapeño juice on their penis's and then assfuck

I was never concerned about my gay little brother wanting to be a train conducter until he meant of a fire train

by sausagephest August 05, 2013

Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai April 23, 2011

Fire Nugget

A sexy but cute girl. ( A girl that makes you feel the same way a McDonald’s nugget does).

Look at my little fire nugget over there.

by Bayside134 June 07, 2020

friendly fire

When you fart and the smell hits only you.

OMG I bust ass in the car today. I had to roll the window down, total friendly fire.

by Ali_ababwa June 21, 2016