Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 23, 2020

patches

a type of rodent that is often not potty trained. these animals tend to have an increased interest in feet.

put socks on before patches shows up again…

by Sc0opy January 31, 2022

Yeti Patch

A large growth of hair located on a woman's lower back. Most notably found on foreign women. Often unintentionally flaunted when ill-fitting clothing is worn.

As she bent over to pick her bag off the floor her shirt rose up revealing her Yeti Patch.

by Fivestar September 23, 2014

Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.

Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.

by itsflux October 11, 2016

Patch Lastname

this mf has the biggect BootyCheeks ive ever seen on a man
i mean the ckae is perfectly like an oval and this mf has some on the best arch ive seen around bro like hot damn

Milo Stickler: Patch Lastname get them big BootyCheeks out of here right now

by leverticus tomerticus April 29, 2022

Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022

Ghillie Patch

Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.

Omg did you know Gavin has a ghillie patch.

Always wondered why I never saw him at a urinal

by TheGreat&PowerfulWizardofOunce August 28, 2021