shmee 

an uncircumcised penis. usually containing shmegma in the folds.

"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"

"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"

shmee by Shmurtis April 19, 2009

Shmee 

A misspelling of the character Smee from the Peter Pan stories. It could also be Smee's name spoken by one with a lisp.

lulz. I love the scene from the 1991 movie Hook, when Shmee says, "Shmee! Shmee! Shmee. What about Shmee? Shmee's me. What about me?"

Shmee by Was_Abi February 26, 2011

rubber sheet 

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!

rubber sheet by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

shmeef 

A fat black woman's Peice of Shit.

shmeef by SlasheR September 26, 2003

three sheets to the wind 

This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"

After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.

three sheets to the wind by Batwings August 30, 2006

shmee 

a person who does things like get wasted and vandalize apartments, lose their keys and ID when drunk, drink massive amounts of cheap vodka, and basically does a lot of stupid shit while having fun.

person 1: look at her she's so wasted she can't even walk up those stairs
person 2: ya, she's such a shmeeee!

shmee by shmeeemerrr October 12, 2007

sheet 

(v) repeatedly receiving a text or other written communication from one person that halts conversation

Jake: "How was the concert last night?"
Rebecca: "good"
Jake: "Did you meet anyone in the band?"
Rebecca: "mhm"
Jake: "Don't sheet me girl"

sheet by fowlerninja March 3, 2014