myspace

wow, you guys have some shallow ass myspace friends.

every prior definition on this page

by with a hat April 13, 2005

myspaceing

somoene who is playing around on myspace.

me; Hey Kailey whats up?
Kailey; not much. just watching friends and myspaceing lol.
me; yea me too.

by lucci721 January 5, 2008

myspace whore

basically a fucking prima donna on MYSPACE.com with thousands upon thousands of MYSPACE friends, usually a chic that think she's to fuckin good for everybody and when you comment those fuckin whores they dont hit you back or nothing .."fucking bitches!! grr" basically dont add them because you just become a number on their list to make them appear "special"..

Billy: hey man dont you know that myspace whore Sally67kon myspace?

Bobby: yeah who doesnt maaaan

Billy: i left that bitch a comment yesterday that asked her a fucking question and when she logged in today she didnt comment me back..that fucking myspace whore

by jack-son January 8, 2009

Myspace Stalker

Someone who spends all day lookin an obsessing over your myspace. You may barely know this person but they know everything about you. Including where your going for the weekend, what you did the other night, why you werent in class yesterday. They even start to stalk your girlfriends on myspace due to jealousy.

They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.

They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.

Matt: " So this girl I barely know in class somehow knew I was at Pechanga the other night. Its weird!"

Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"

by llegoz October 16, 2009

Myspace

An ancient, long-lost website that once ruled the web thousands of years ago.

To find our current dictator, see facebook

Fact:
If you search 'Myspace' on google, all the results will be links to Facebook.

by Name removed by the NSA December 12, 2013

MySpace Whore

Someone who is addicted to Myspace and is constantly on MySpace 24/7

Tom:"Hey I thought Jon was comming?"
Jim:"Na he's being a Myspace whore and is going to stay at home."

Jeremy:"Why did ky get fire?"
Bart:"He was being a MySpace Whore and wasnt doing his job and got caught."

by KyBrtJrmyJorge August 20, 2006

Myspace Face

When someone appears attractive in his/her online photos, but is unattractive in real life.

He looked good in his pics online, but when we hung out he had a Myspace face.

by Sansserif December 9, 2008