monosex

1. To have sex with oneself.
2. To practice oral sex on oneself.

"and no im not gonna cum in my mouth or monosex ha myself to i cum you fags who are getting hung!"

by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004

monobrown

wen you take a turd across sumones forehead while thyre asleep in an act of revenge of just drunken fun

hu the fuk monobrowned me last nite!?!?

by kieran .m .cullen May 18, 2007

Monopoly

See Bill Gates, Microsoft.

Hey, I just bought every stripper in the world. Woo hoo!

by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004

Monobrain

Originally meant to be 'model brain', this got mis-heard as 'monobrain' and has been classic banter ever since.

Hey mate, can I have a look at your monobrain?

by Barry June 4, 2004

Negro monocle

Cell phone earpiece with dangling cable and bulbous volume control / microphone, resembling a monocle.

Check out hommie with the negro monocle, who he get at?

by Master Christ St. John July 29, 2008

Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monologues is about breaking down boundaries and loving everything about yourself. Its a play about female self esteem. If you have a vagina, you HAVE to see this play. If you don't have a vagina, you should still see the play, be but warned - there is no way, unless you used to have a vagina, that you will understand everything.

Vagina Monologues = what comes out when you scream "VAGINA" in a theater 30 times with 500 other people

by KeepAnOpenMind February 28, 2005

Vagina Monologues

Pussycat Pooki twat Powderbox Poochie Poopi Peepe Poopelu Poonani Pal Piche Toadie Dee dee Nishi Dignity Monkey Box Coochi Snorcher Cooter Labbe Gladys Seagelman VA Wee wee Fi Fi Horespot Nappy Dugout Mongo Mooky Pajama Tamale Tottita Connie Mimi Knish Schmende cunt

What good, wholesome entertainment will be twenty years from now.

She asked me if I'd seen the Vagina Monologues and I screamed, "Those things can talk!"

by george February 22, 2003