Minced Meat

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

cougar meat

These are the males in their late-teens or 20s that "cougars" are on the prowl for.

Cougar #1: Hey, did you see that hot cutie with the Ed Hardy shirt going into the men's room?

Cougar #2: Oh yeah, definite cougar meat - I want to jump his bones!

by Atlanta Bob September 18, 2009

Meat Mountains

Breasts

Man, look at her massive meat mountains!

by Onesie January 2, 2009

Meat Pleaser

A person's mouth, which is used to give oral pleasure. Always used in a derogatory way towards females, sometimes fags.

Hey, get that meat pleaser over here and start sucking on this big dick, bitch.
Shut your fucking meat pleaser bitch!

by shrekDIEsel January 7, 2011

Skirt Meat

When Someone is so obese that their stomach does not stop at the waste line. It is like a spare tire but not around your mid-drift, however around your pelvic region. It hangs over the genital area.

"OMG!!! That girl is so fat, she has a horrible case of skirt meat!"

by xosusanxo March 8, 2009

Meat sweater

A Canadia Un-circumscribed penis.

My homeboy Chris Shelly is sporting a "meat sweater "

by DR. ROSENPENIS July 27, 2016

Meat Rocket

noun/: a penis of large proportions

he woke me up by slapping me in the face with his meat rocket and told me to get the fuck out.

by ballzdeep April 11, 2005