whats the haps

A cool way of saying whats happening or what is going on. Can also be used as a greeting. First used by Sideburns 2003.

Whats the hap? OR Whats the hap man

by Adz October 27, 2004

Halston

A bitch ass nigga who complains about everything! Dumber than the average human.

You don't wanna be a Halston.

by Amber duh September 1, 2016

sexay_hamster

a sexay beast from IGN.com that spams rapidly and is awesome

by dude next door October 21, 2003

whats the haps

what's happening

Hey Haulie, whats the haps? North Shore (the movie - 1987!)

by mattywalker January 4, 2012

hamsterbating

a hairy person who masturbates

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!

by Tugboats June 13, 2006

Hamsted

To be hammered and blasted at the same time; more notably drinking first and then blazing it up.

Bro, we were so hamsted while dancing I totally lost my wallet.

by Duderific93 July 12, 2010

Canadian Hamstand

When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.

Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!

Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!

Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.

Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!

by Donny Boy April 13, 2012