Granky

Grade-Cranky.

When your teacher-mom hasn't graded her papers and is taking it out on you.

"Abby, your ass better be cleaning your room in ten seconds or else no sleepovers for the rest of the year."
"Jeez mom, granky much?"

by Kelsie_baby5689 November 20, 2018

Granny Fight

A fight between two elderly women. Usually over small and stupid stuff.

I saw a granny fight in the theater.

by Michael Swindon November 25, 2018

Granny War

When people feud like old ladies over something that doesn't need to be argued over.

Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?

Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.

by GoochiBangzz December 2, 2018

Grannymandering

Grannymandering is the practice of falsifying your address to get your kids into a certain school.

Fatima: "Jimmy, you will receive a criminal record for grannymandering if you are found out."
Jimmy: "Oh who cares! My kids are entitled to go to a top notch school."
Fatima: "Don't say I didn't warn you!"

by TheOriginalNade January 24, 2019

grannyman

one who is not up to date with the young ones. A millennial embarrassment!!!!!!!!! Often talks in Shakespeare language

"hit the woah!"
"what art thou woah?"
"YOU ARE SUCH A GRANNYMAN!!!"

by grannygal August 18, 2019

Granny Flaps

extremely saggy pussy flaps, specific belonging to grannies

"Oi nanna let me cop a feel of those Granny Flaps"

by [bj] JackMehoff September 25, 2019

Granny grazer

A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.

Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.

by Pocketjem January 13, 2020