Goosebag 

usually someone that think's they're the shit but is really a piece of shit, i.e. pop stars and pretty boys
interchangeable with douchebag, but even more deserving of a Mortal Kombat fatality or nut stompage

Typical of the big party scene at many institutions of higher learning in the U.S. are numerous goosebags that make suicide bombing seem like the best option at such parties.

Goosebag by ratm9m September 11, 2005

Goosen-flagen

The act of taking a goose and inserting it into an orifice on your body while at the same time lubing another person with 10w-30 motor oil preferably Castrol.

Wow that goosen-flagen was slick!!!

Goosen-flagen by Dick Nibbler June 10, 2008

Goose Dick

The dick of a goose.

Hey, check out that goose dick, it's huge.

Goose Dick by Tyler the balls Bevars November 17, 2007

goose 

1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.

I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.

I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.

Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.

goose by Jake February 3, 2004

Goofed 

Slamming an entire can of an energy drink in a matter of seconds.

I don't know how I'm gonna go out tonight, I better get goofed before hand!

Goofed by chris.com January 21, 2010

Goose 

Your wingman at the bar. He'll take the bullet for you; fat or fugly, he'll tame the beast. Originated from the movie Top Gun, Goose was always Maverick's wingman.

"Hey Mav, you ready to do this?"
"Goose, your a sick fuck."

Goose by steviep. March 3, 2010

goose 

A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.

1. You big silly goose.
2. Jeez, you're such a goose!

goose by TheRotArm July 7, 2004