God

God is bigger than The Beatles.
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God

The one thing that keeps me from killing everybody. Also the creator of the universe.
Glory to God, I'm alive.
by Happydude August 03, 2005
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That imaginary entity to which the whole of modern society is an unwitting slave thanks to puritan values set down by a man who participated in wild orgys before becoming born again and being sainted: The reaon we dont have socially acceptable orgys anymore!
god: That bitch is the reason we have no socially acceptable orgys!
by XzeroX October 05, 2005
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it's french for "dick"
(use french accent when saying) nice god
by chrissy May 13, 2003
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the supreme being; the father almighty creator of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen
Everyone has the right to worship their god
by Will February 22, 2005
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The ultimate and ONLY party planner. The Omnipotent creater of the universe. The "Star" of the hit novel, "The Bible". He may be a "being", or some sort of "explosive energy" that started the ball rolling in this creation experience that we are all going through. Good or bad, SOMETHING started the spark. Call it God or whatever. He continues to "create" on a daily basis, or else nothing would exist. It is said "Man plans and God laughs". The "energy" or "force" behind the forces of the world: earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, hurricanes, tornados, etc.
It is said, "Man plans and God laughs". I planned a big party in my back yard with a band and catered food. The day of the party it rained and stormed, so the party had to be cancelled. I guess God had other plans for me that day!
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An idol in the sky invented by old men smoking hashish in a cave somewhere in the Middle East.
Damn this hashish eez good Hashmir! Dog is God backwards...hehehehehe....GOD!!! I grovel before you master in the sky..eheheheheeheheh!
by 000 March 05, 2004
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