Well, we must first find out what a dist is. A dist is something of a females body part, like the clitoris, or clit. This word, however, can be used to describe a males body part, like their dick. Now on to a dist finder. When a man (or woman) looks for the parters dist. Also used as an insult, aimed toward a person, mostly someone "most likely to suck eggs" in highschool.
Girl: Dude, you are such a dist finder.
Guy: not my problem, yours for having such a small dist.
Example 2:
Man 1: Dude, that man is such a dist finder. He will never get laid.
Man 2: Yeah. Hehe.
Guy: not my problem, yours for having such a small dist.
Example 2:
Man 1: Dude, that man is such a dist finder. He will never get laid.
Man 2: Yeah. Hehe.
by Paldiu January 10, 2011
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bitch: hey. dude. that outfit is sooo ugly.
you: shut up stuck up snob! what the fugde! I'm going slap you, you mother fugder!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( slap and cat fight after that)
you: shut up stuck up snob! what the fugde! I'm going slap you, you mother fugder!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( slap and cat fight after that)
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when you continually look in the fridge for something good to eat but nothing really changes and you stand there looking around but you close it anyways and perhaps come back after to look again.
man im such a fridge finder last night for dinner but i didnt see anything good so i had to order pizza instead
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Get the Goochskin finder mug.Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.
"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
by nygeek August 30, 2012
Get the hench fund mug.An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.
And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
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