three forces of evil

Three forces of evil means an extremely unfunny attempt at joke. Often used by retarded mental midgets. Known as the best way to cause death by boredom.

Also known as "three forces of shit".

It is important to know that so far no one in world has laughed at a Three Forces of Evil joke.

I tried to get rid of my wife, so I gave her "Three Forces Of evil" the book.

20 seconds of Three Forces Of Evil and even the healthiest person will die.

John had a problem, he could never stop laughing. So the doctor prescribed some "three forces of evil" to him.

by Britney Trolley November 19, 2007

air force none

(n.) any bootleg shoe resembling Nike's flagship design. They cannot be found in legitimate shoe stores, but are always on sale in flee markets and alleys.

HAHAHA, his air force nones don't even have a check on them!

by HU 2010 February 2, 2008

royal air force

The only smart air force in the entire world; with a white, red and blue target as their symbol. Capable of defending one island and their colonies against any threat presented to them.

The Royal Air Force was formed in 1918.

by C-Gull August 13, 2015

Prayer Force One

The name of the pope's private jet

The pope flew aboard Prayer Force One from Italy to Poland

by The Ramones Suck August 31, 2009

forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.

Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.

by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014

cunt force trauma

Distended abdomen tell tale of too much hard sex

Tony went out a gladiator

She rode him with a pocket full of nickels
Doc said obvious cunt force trauma
She was glad he ate er

Mal Halla dude

by Tonythetiler December 15, 2021

velvet air force

Compass Airlines, also known as the velvet air force.

Compass pilot: Hey look, it's the Mormon air force *waves ecstatically*

SkyWest pilot 1: Did you see them wave?

SkyWest pilot 2: Yeah, it's just the velvet air force. They get SUPER excited, it's FABULOUS!

by veewan November 17, 2017