Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.

Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.

by Drew11766 September 5, 2008

E-Finger

when a guy is trying to get as far as he can with a girl over a social networking site. the girl tends to be extremely flattering despite him being fugly. for some reason its never going to get further. Usually because the girl has been created by the guys friends for kicks

guy 1: connor was e-fingering this girl called Becki on myspace earlier! hes only known her for 1 day as well

guy 2: no e-pussy for connor, thats just someone connors friends created 2 show how much of a suck up he is

by maharg February 16, 2008

Fish Finder

A different take on gaydar, where the person, normally a lady, is able to spot all the lesbians in the immediate vicinity.

Linda's fish finder was on fire last night-she found all five rug munchers at the party and took two of them home!

by Redfoot79 June 24, 2010

Food finger

When you try to touch someone with oily or greasy hands after eating.

Hey don't try to food finger me, this is a new shirt

by Leonthelion October 25, 2010

gateway finger

When a woman sticks her finger in her significant others ass and it potentially leads to other things going in there.
ex. Stacy kept trying to get that finger in there and i finally let her. Now i spend my free time shoving objects in my ass. That damn gateway finger is a bitch.

Stacy kept trying to put her finger in my ass while we were intimate. One day, in a moment of weakness she got it past my fortress. Now I spend most of my free time shoving objects in there. That damn gateway finger!!

by The Pelz March 13, 2015

Ring finger down

The person that’s throws this up is a total badass.

“Damn, he’s so valid for throwing up ring finger down”

by Cribbywibby July 11, 2022

five finger discount

The ability to shoplift.

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."

by Skeddles February 5, 2008