Custies

A derogetory word used to describe entiled and dulwitted customers

The dumassery these custies pull is on the edge of jackassery.

by regulatorysupreme February 16, 2023

Custing

The alignment between customer service and marketing team to create high performance retention strategies.

This brand messaging is so clear, they must have implemented custing.

by the rogue marketer January 16, 2023

Cust

Cum dust, semen fluid that is dried up to a dust

I was trying to put viagra in my grandpas dick and my Grandpa got his cust all over me!

by RizzlybearOHS July 11, 2023

Custody By Default

When you don't actually get custody of your children, however they turn 18 and can do whatever they want anyways.

Lindsey claims she won her custody case however it was custody by default because her daughter turned 18.

by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023

Custle

Custle is to relax or kick back. It’s like saying you’re on the hustle. Instead you custle

Ain’t doing much, just been on the custle.

by jixxxxx July 25, 2023

cusifey

Female cousin you're married to.

Cousins by blood, Lovers by choice..

mew: i just married my cousin and we're happy!
woof: congratulations on being a cusifey now!

by mew.ko August 7, 2023

Custard Nottingham

A Nottingham Pudding covered in Custard, shorthand for Custard Nottingham Pudding

Gary: "Neva guess wot I did mate"
Alan: "Wot"
Gary: "Got a Notting'um Puddin' from the bekehrehy down the roaud and put sum custard in it, med me a custard nottinh'um (Custard Nottingham)"
Alan: "Fackin helllll lad"

by xX_Sedan_Xx May 15, 2023