by mister spok March 10, 2021
Get the crystal ballsmug. by yourpseudonymman September 9, 2020
Get the crystal arrellmug. Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?
-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.
-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.
by micromoods January 11, 2023
Get the Blood Crystalsmug. A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.
John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid
by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022
Get the Crystal Brainmug. Crystal clear is a stand name for the summoner Josephus Joby (JoJo). It ability allows the summoner to distort reality within a 5 metre radius. Power B, Speed A, Range E, Durability A, Precision A, Potential A
Meet my stand 「Crystal Clear」, It has the ability to distort reality within a 5 metre radius, NOW DIE!
by anonymous December 7, 2020
Get the Crystal Clearmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025
Get the If That Is Your Insane Then Let Met Haunted House At This House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hangmug. I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
Get the Crystal Gayle already has blue eyesmug.