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Consciousness

The degree in which energy is aware of its properties, and other existing properties.
From a Hermetical view, this would be the proper definition of consciousness. Observe the Emerald Tablets of Thoth and the work of Drunvalo Melchizedek.
by CoherentOne January 19, 2013
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constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper
oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....
by Fred April 9, 2005
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Conservative twitter

Everyone switching to Parlor is moving to a “conservative Twitter” to openly discuss their pedophilia.
by Ginormous76 November 11, 2020
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Conservative Jones

Noun.
A Conservative so ideologically obsessed with finding proof to support their goals that they become blind to the actual truth. Often rejecting any fact or truth deemed inconvenient to their political ideals causing them to look foolish to their peers and opposition.

Originating from comic This Modern World
It was clear to everyone that Paul was a Conservative Jones when he refused to except that Obama's birth certificate was real and insisted that the questionable blog he pulled up had proof that there was a conspiracy afoot
by Libertatis December 19, 2014
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consumabot

An individual whose entire sense of self worth and sole purpose of existance is to consume as many goods as possible and dwindle the earth's resources to the greatest extent possible. They spend weekends at Wal-Mart, commute as far as they possible can during the week, lack hobbies and interests and spend what little free time they have when not comsuming watching 'reality' TV shows like Survivor and the Amazing Race. Also they generally live in a McMansion and have 2.4 kids.
The 905 region which surrounds Toronto is filled with consumabots.
by great success April 4, 2006
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conservative

Despite the misgivings of certain individuals who have an absurdly black/white view of the political spectrum, conservatism does not instantly mean hypocrasy and it certainly is not necessarily far-right in philosophy. Conservatism can be broadly categorised in two areas:

1. Fiscal conservatism. A belief in personal responsibility for finances. Scaling back taxation to allow greater control over individual incomes. Conservative thinking promotes cutbacks in public spending enabling tax breaks to be given to those that are earning, and believes in helping those out of work back into self sufficiency.

2. Social conservatism. Contrary to the fiscal conservatism, social conservatives believe in placing restrictions on personal freedoms, resulting in more government involvement into the daily lives of individuals. This is also known as neo-conservative.
I am a fiscal conservative, but a social liberal.
by Tony Mosserelli October 5, 2004
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Duncan Construction

The largest prank calling company in the world based in Stilwell Oklahoma.
by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010
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