Fetish Cheese

Cheese that tastes so amazing, you develop an instant fetish for it when more than 10mg are ingested.

John: (Making out with pizza.)

Peter: Woah, man! Is pizza topped with fetish cheese?

by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 6, 2019

midnight cheese

A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.

My man Dole was pretty hungry at 3 am so he went and got some of that midnight cheese

by Robzorz_ August 14, 2019

Wax cheese people

People that buy organic foods, put babybeel cheese in their children’s lunches, and often wear Keen sandals or Chacos. They shop at Whole Foods or the local coop. You can spot them at the local farmers market on the weekends getting there organic produce and putting it in their reusable bags. To them, Lunchables are unheard of and rap music is terrifying.

Mom, the wax cheese people at school made fun of my Cheeze-it’z because they aren’t organic.

by CrackHead K December 14, 2019

The Cheese Dam Theory

The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section

The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.

My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.

by jimhuttonismyidol December 24, 2019

Biggie Cheese

The lord himself

Biggie cheese makes me wet

by Biggie cheese rip February 12, 2020

EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY

To eat cheese everyday while sneaking in only a minimal amount of Pretzels.

I am going to eat cheese everyday!

by your friend (ish) May 31, 2020

Cream Cheese Roll

It's when a women cums inside that man's urethra

"Bro I was having sex with this girl, and she gave me a Cream Cheese Roll

by Peachy Creep407 February 2, 2021