Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome

Catholic school teachers who abuse their power over Catholic school uniform/ free dress codes and behavior policies which were probably created in the Middle Ages. The teachers are usually middle-aged and hypocrites because they break the rules themselves. They hate uniqueness and want you to be like clones of each other. They hate emos, thrashers, punks, scene, ravers, or anybody awesome. They love posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches. They are prepared for people who come with painted nails, makeup, or "inappropriate" clothes. Their goal is to brainwash awesome people to turn into posers, goody-two-shoes, and snitches.

(At a Catholic School, on the playground)
Teacher:(has dyed hair) Dying your hair is a sin! Detention!!!!
Girl:(WTF?)
Teacher: And no makeup!!!
Girl:But...
Teacher:No talking back to me! Detention!!!(Boy passes by, has pierced ears)BOYS CANNOT WEAR EARRINGS!!!!!!! DETENTION!!
Girl:What's her deal?
Boy: She has Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome.

by MariskaBarrios December 26, 2010

catherine obvious

basically Captain Obvious but what Tori from victorious thought the name actually was

Jade: it’s so hot

Tori: thank you... Catherine Obvious

by FinnBalor_81 November 10, 2019

cathedral prep

a private school that is boys only (u can see where i am going with this) that is filled with a variety of dick heads and gay boys which think that their good at sports and paying for school makes u better then everybody else. when in reality they just give prep a bad rep and probably blow each other in the bath room. Just sayin

cathedral Prep kid: OMG We beat McDowell at football this year and i like men
Mcdowell kid : oh you must be from prep u FAGGOT

by They call me Carlos October 21, 2013

Arlington Catholic High School

-A very small, mostly caucasian, Catholic school in Arlington MA. Sports oriented, they take pride and excel in hockey and football. Although owned by Italians, the school is predominantly Irish and has a very strong school spirit as a result. The way of life revolves around the school mascot...the COUGAR!

-Although not the best, or most fun school compared to others academically, socially, or sports-wise, they have become the foremost name in the Greater Boston private high-school league.

1.)

AC kid - "Malden Catholic SUCKS....Austin Prep SUCKS...and St. Johns Prep SUCKS!!!"

Other kid - "You must be from AC huh?"

2.)

Frosh - "I'm a freshmen at AC"

MC/SJP/AP kid - "You mean GAY-C? LOL!"

Frosh - "..?.."

3.)

"Cougars!" - Arlington Catholic High School

by DeMott December 24, 2008

Curse of Cathy

The Curse of Cathy is a severe mental handicap running on the occurence of XX chromosome configurations in some families. Symptoms include:

-Praising scientologist Travolta flicks like Battlefield Earth
-Paying more attention to fantasy movies than your children
-Having children in rehab
-Laughing like Kefka from Final Fantasy 6

Curse of Cathy
To the tune of "The Curse of Feanor" by Blind Guardian

Taken the long way
Dark rooms I went through
I arrived
My vision's so clear
In anger and pain
I felt deep wounds ahead
But I arrived
Truth might be changed by ignorance

Beyond the void but deep within me
A swamp of filth exists
A lake it was of crystal beauty
But my sister's ass went by
I've heard the warning (TRAVOLTA!)
Well curse my name
I'll keep on laughing (At her movies)
No regret
No regret

chorus (1):
Don't fear the eyes of the dark mom
Cathy I cried
All hope is gone cuz you're dumb again
Hear my oath
I won't take part in your dumb shit!

I will always remember my cries
Like a shadow which covers the light
I will always remember the time
But it's past
I cannot turn back the time
(I) don't look back
There's still smoke near the oven
But I arrived
Revenge be mine

chorus (2):
I won't take part in your dumb fate
Cathy I cried
It's my oath
So I reject the eyes
Of the dark mom

Soon you will be free
Set your ignorance loose
"Suddenly I realized
The prophecies
I've never believed in
My deeds were right
you've stained the land
And slain my life
(Via degrading comments)
There's no release from your sins
It hurts
THE CURSE OF CATHY RUNS LONG
Time and only time will tell us
Tell: was I right or wrong?
When anger breaks through
I'll leave mercy behind"

chorus (2)

I will always remember my cries
Like a shadow they'll cover my life
But I'll also remember the times
(And) after all I'm still alive...

But barely! Get me out!

by Nobody Suspicious May 30, 2004

Catholic church

What liberals blame for world hunger and all other problems.
They call it racist even though every latino is catholic

Liberal: Dam it the catholic church made my car break down

by Vh levanta December 22, 2009

Cathouse

A club in Glasgow.

Colloquially reffered to as "The Catty"

It has two floors:
Top floor- Punk, Rock, Pop, Emo, Secene, Hardcore
Bottom Floor- Metal, Rap, Hevy Metal, Death Metal

Sheli- OMGZ did you hear Kat pulled at the Catty on Saturday!
Mhairi- Eww- magine pulling someone at the Cathouse. They're all a bit greasy
Sheli- Yeah I know. Now she has ampatigo
Mhairi- Ew! Facial herpes!

by Portia x January 15, 2009