broffee

Broffee is a stimulating beverage, often brewed with stale coffee granules and warm beer. Broffee purists argue that beer must be the primary liquid used to brew the coffee; however, coffee addicts and other degenerates have been known mix pre-made coffee with beer.

While John and Tommy prefer to brew their broffee by pouring an old beer directly into the back of the coffee maker, Andrew will simply pour an old beer into a moldy cup of Joe.

by Mantis Toboggan, M.D. December 8, 2009

buff

Noun: head, blow job, oral sex performed on a male.
Verb: to buff- to perform oral sex on a male.
to COP a buff- to recieve oral sex.

"I was at this party last night and this random tossed me a buff"

by Buffmeup February 16, 2008

Bluffin

Like it's brother, the "blumpkin", it is the art of recieving fellatio while attempting to evacuate one's bowels. Only the twist with the more mischevious Bluffin is that only flatulence is produced.

Connie: "Want a blumpkin baby?"
Josh: "I thought you'd never ask..."

*Connie initiates fillatio & prepares for the ladder*
Josh: "I don't think I can...I just farted, no product...It's a Bluffin baby..."
Connie: "Better luck next time!"

by Dracotic June 11, 2009

Briff

To be given or to give something useful to someone in need. such as a cigarette or a lighter

"Hey, Briff me", John was given a cigarette by his freind.

Jeffry was in need and his friend Briffed him.

Tim was in need of a quick Briffing

by Hambone1337420 March 3, 2009

Bluffin' with my Muffin

When a skanky female lies about havin' a STD.

Male: Yo! My dick feels weird. I think that bitch was bluffin' with her muffin.

Female: Yo bitches! Last night I fucked a guy and now he has herpes! I totally am bluffin' with my muffin.

by Psychalike October 16, 2010

bluffin with my muffin

while clubbing attracting men and while they get erections in stage one of attracting them switching attention to another men. Easy way of making victims.

during the weekend Emma en Nathalie held bluffin with my muffin competition.

by daymelan July 17, 2009

bluffington

A drink (most often 32 oz.) popularized at the gas station/convenience store franchise, Quik Trip. The drink is 2/3 orange cream slushie and 1/3 Dr. Peppper. The actual ratio varies. A hoss Bluffington is the drink of the 44 oz. size or the 52 oz. size. The Bluffington was first made on a fateful night by the Sheriff; the name was developed by a russian madman, the Czar. It is enjoyed by all.

You wanna go get some Bluffingtons?
Yeah

by Murrell October 8, 2005