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Upward Bound

A college-prep program offered in high schools. Time consuming, but they do get to go visit colleges pretty often. Generally used to make everyone else feel like shit because they aren't in it. Where there is one UBer (person in UB) there will be at least 3 more in the immediate vicinity. Generally, UBer's act like they are better than everyone else because they get to go to L.A. for a week here, SF for a week there, and because they are upheld as the best thing on the f'ing earth. Ironic because for all they do to prepare for college in that class, the number one in the graduating class isn't in UB.
UBer 1: OMG you remember when we went to LA and that random hobo came up to us and blahblahblah?

UBer 2: Yeah, OMG that was so funny. Haha, look at that loser-we're in Upward Bound, so we're so awesome!

The non-UBer valedictorian: Bitches. Who's awesome now?
by Genius ad hominem September 30, 2011
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car bound

To go to a free party and in a car then spend the majority of the time in it, generally sniffing ketamine.
"did will morter even get to da party last night?"

"Yeah mate but he spent the whole time car bound sniffing cks"

"safe......"
by Big Traps November 22, 2013
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Ball Bondage

Ball bondage is when you sit down in tight jeans for a long long time to then find your testicles are twisted and stuck together in the most awkward position, moving your junk around with your hand or most other unique methods to remove such disturbance.
Jeff - "Argh, I've got ball bondage again"
Gary - "How are you going to untangle them this time"
Jeff - "With your mouth of course"
by TheLoverForJeans July 28, 2016
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Beijing bondage

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.
by Dump truck December 6, 2016
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basic bondage

Basic Bondage is for Basic Bitchez who are just starting out using simple methods of Bondage, but don't completely know what they are doing.

Basic Bondage that may or may not harm the user/s slightly in the form of tying ones arms, legs, feet so they can be restrained for pleasure.
Beth was worried about the basic bondage that Casey was trying to do. Basic Bondage was used as Beth was a fidgiter although she secretly loved it. Casey and Mal tied some basic bondage around Beths hands and as she squirmed around some of the rope cut her face. Next time Beth will lay still.
by KKK professor Blomkey September 20, 2017
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Rehab Bound

Some day this person has a very possible chance of going to rehab
"Yo Thomas is rehab bound man he overdosed again
by Rehabbound26 June 23, 2018
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Commodore Bondage

You Invite your girlfriend or mate into your Holden Commodore and tie him/her up with a bondage kit or rope and duct tape. Start the commodore, lock the doors and floor the accelerator to board aka maximum revs and do a burnout till you've scared her. You then perform a sexual act on him/her (Blow Job, Anal Sex or kinky sex for example. When he/she has an orgasm rev the engine to the max to distract him/her from cleaning up pants after they've cummed/jizzed themselves.
Person 1: Hey girl, you wanna take a ride?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: let's have commodore bondage
by BigBunnyrabbits June 30, 2019
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