blonde comments

stating a phrase that doesn't make sense
...see Andrei

Andrei on his own cell phone: Hey what's up....oh shit! I think I left my cell phone at the bowling alley.
Other person: ummm...you are talking on your cell right now..duh!

by aight September 8, 2004

dumb-blonde

n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"

syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid

"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."

by Tom "JF" C July 29, 2008

Blonde

To be a little more political correct.Unmixed blonde, have yellow hair, blue eye. Skin texture is somewhat yellow to dark yellow orange color, not to much hair on body, little thin hair on eye brows.Many may have many freckles on body arms and face.Usually heavy mixed with southern Euro's(Whites), probably more than what South American Indian are mixed with Spanish(Whites) decent.those millions that are mixed, usually they refer to themselves as whites, only having blue eye with dark hair or blonde hair with brown eyes, with similar texture skin as those of southern euro's. Blonde hair with blue eyes are sometimes reffered to as blonde,Ethnic Identity just caucasian for simplicity sake.Becuase of TV brought the world closer together, there is more of a subliminial agreement that these two groups are in the same race and ethnic Identity, which is really false, since both groups have same Head structure, rounds eyes, thin lips, big hands, long legs long arms they are under caucasian, but vary in skin texture and color. Both groups know each other differnece, taking extremes sides, they are different.

Many countries under caucasian, and every country could say, you look armenian, you look Italian, you look German, you look Spanish, you look Russian, you look from finland etc. Not to political correct, caucasians since caucasian mountian are by Armenia. I should be more like Southern Euro's and Sadanavians.
Blonde race

by Ryan12 July 25, 2006

stupid blonde

A normal blonde girl.

Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: How can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blod.

by Maniac_88 April 18, 2006

Blonde Ghetto

Where a white women thinks she has a Ghetto Booty. And goes around and struts it!

White Women: Look at my Ghetto Booty!
Black Women: You ain't got shit on this!
White Women: Oh no she didn't!
Black Women: I'm going to kick your ass! You have no booty!

by Sarah July 1, 2004

Blonde Race

There's is nothing that proves the existence of the "Blonde Race". Because this is just a variation that exists in the Native Population of Europe, also know us "White People".

And the term Blonde is assigned to people who's hair color is yellow or a very light brown pigment. Can poses any type of eye color that can range from Brown to a very pale Blue color, although this last color usually tends to be more common in these people. Know, Even though their skin is generally pasty white like Brunettes or Redheads, contrary to what other trolleys and nonsense people have said regarding Blonde people having "Yellow" or "Orange" Skin, there is people that, due to sun exposure or tanning, have a Olive Skin that may reflect to some people like "Orange" skin. Furthermore, considering that we live today in a world control by what the media thinks that is "fashion" and "Attractive", we see a lot people manipulated to what some consider as "hot" and one of this things is tanning. Now we have tanning products, sprays and tanning beds that lets people turn these skin into a olive or brownish skin color. So is no strange that get to see a lot Blondes with a fake tanned.

So ,know, stop this nonsense about Blondes been a part of a "race" or having "yellow" or "orange" skin. Blondes are White for crise sake!

Blonde hair people are just one of the many variations that exists in Europe. They are part of White Race, not the "Blonde Race". Their skin texture is naturally pasty white like that of Brunnetes or Redheads. The tipical blonde women that appears in the media usually has a fake artificial tan! That totally contrasts with their hair.

by Mythkiller June 9, 2011

Strawberry Blonde

A mixed hair color consisting of blonde and red

Chad's Mom : Where is Chad & Lydia at?
Chad's Wife : Probably in the bedroom! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn Lydia you are so hot just look at you petite little body soft Strawberry Blonde hair! Mmm!
Lydia : Thanks Chad I have Strawberry Blonde pussy hair too see!
Chad : Wow you sure do I bet you would like me to rub my dick on it?
Lydia : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Chad : Ahh so soft OOPS it went in your pussy silly me!
Lydia : Is my big brother gonna cum for me?
Chad : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Lydia : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD CHAD QUIT FUCKING YOUR SISTER!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister you dumbass! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Lydia : Oh Chad your the best big brother ever! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Chad's Mom : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : Sorry mom I have a fetish for petite Strawberry Blonde girls, Oh God Im gonna cum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well would you look at that a Strawberry Blonde creampie!
Chad's Dad : How's my little girl it's been way too long OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Mom : CHAD YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUR MARRIED! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Chill assholes this isn't the first time I fucked another woman!
Chad's Wife : I wish I was a petite Strawberry Blonde! (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop December 2, 2018