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Armond White 

Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.

Here's a list of films he hates:

Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)

Compared to movies he "likes":

Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")

So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.
Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?

Armond White is just an idiot.

whitespacing 

Saying, or staring at, a word so many times (or for so long) that it no longer seems like a word.
"I said 'gum' so many times I started whitespacing it."
whitespacing by ThePIB November 24, 2012

white cash 

I'm takin' this white cash to the motherfucking bank, bitch!
white cash by Mack B July 27, 2008

white snorkel 

When you take a ball of powdered cocaine and place it lightly in your mouth, and then blow it into another person's anus to be absorbed rectally.
Randy: "Bro, I got Jane to give me a white snorkel!"
Tim: "Aight, word to yo mother"

white spencer 

to ejaculate into one's own mouth and spit it on one's partner's face. The act is usually done clandestinely.
Jerking off in one room, amassing a load in one's mouth, then running in on an unsuspecting partner to deliver the package.

Gregory decided to white spencer on his wife after she ridiculed him for masturbating in the shower.
white spencer by Porn Pit December 4, 2010

White Zorro 

The art of making a cum trail on a person's chest in the form of a Z.
Jon passed out with his shoes on, so Monty Patel did the white zorro on his chest.
White Zorro by spankbox2 March 8, 2011