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When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
by Cont78 March 29, 2010
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Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house

It means you're being a douche who brags.
Yes Steve, but don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house.
by B Talented April 28, 2011
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rep where you stay!

to be in the act of representing where you stay or to throw it up where you stay and then finish your sentence with a long, drawn out YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
J-West was reppin B-Town! Jordan wanted to rep where you stay! as long as he could...
by J-West May 17, 2007
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what you get when you mix blue and yellow

green, funkyfunk, funkeefunkee, HERBal tea, dat primary concoction,
"what you get when you mix blue and yellow?"
"dat supa green"
"don't forget the red hairs"
by im glenjamin December 6, 2006
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where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008
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Brookwood Where You At

A song/rap created by a group of seniors at Grayson High School in GA. It calls out Brookwood High School, their rivals. The rap is quite creative and catchy, and it uses no profanity. It became semi-viral getting 41,000 the day after it was posted.
student A: Have you seen Brookwood where you at?
Student B: YEAH, its epic.
by thetruthpersonofawesomeness October 24, 2011
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Hate it when that happens

Yeah, hate it when that happens. Don't you???!!!1
<two people talking about something (possibly computer related)>
Me: "Yeah, hate it when that happens!"
Them: "Just piss off, you dribbling spastic!"
by Josherick #3 January 29, 2005
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