Pudge whacker

One who flogs his meat
To jerk off

Joe is such a pudge whacker

by Bk broiler March 14, 2019

dooty whacken

the act of sticking your ass out of a car window and timing your shit to whack someones lips standing off to the side

hey dude my boss could really use a good dooty whacken and i seen him standing outside after work today too it would have been a good time to give him one

by epicindicator the god of games May 11, 2020

Pooj whack

A stick with poop on the end of it.

Bro you’re such a pooj whack bro!

by The naked ree February 20, 2021

Poop Whack

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.

Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!

by 412Lobos September 3, 2021

span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often

I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff August 23, 2023

snack and whack

To enjoy a snack whilst masturbating.

I'm going to stop at the store, and pick up some pistachios, then go home and snack and whack.

by D-pop February 18, 2014

Knick Knack Sacky Whack

When you pull up to a gloryhole, bend over, poke your sack down, behind you and, and through the hole. Then you have someone on take a blackjack and start smacking your testicles.

You get the best knick knack sacky whack at the D.C. airport.

by Fullblore February 1, 2023