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Wakeling Week

One of those weeks where absolutely everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. Nothing goes your way and your life ends up looking like a meme.
The guy I'm talking to, who never came to meet me, but introduced me too his sister is moving to wales... I'm having such a Wakeling Week...
by Jake_sharpe15 May 28, 2020
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Wake Apnea

when someone thinks so hard about the task at hand that they forget to breathe, common in people with little to no common sense
She was concentrating so much on sorting the mail that she had a bout of wake apnea.
by SquirrelWrangler February 1, 2022
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1. A song by Green Day which is influenced by Billie Joe Armstrong growing up without his father. His father died on 10 September 1982, and Billie Joe locked himself in the cupboard when he heard the news and said to his mum "Wake Me Up When September Ends". That is the origin of the title.

2. The only song that has ever made me cry.
1.Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Seven years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Ring out the bells again
Like we did when spring began
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my father's come to pass
Twenty years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends

2. I cried listening to this song 2 weeks ago.
by UltimateDoge April 7, 2022
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Waky Supreme

This is a woman that has it all. A woman that one could only dream of, but comes full-circle and you are given the opportunity to come across her in real life and she is everything and more. Beautiful, funny, out-going, down to earth, an amazing smile, and can even sing those country songs when she wants to. Most of all, she makes you smile. No matter her situation or story, she's one of a kind!
I couldn't help but try every pick-up line one could think of on that Waky Supreme behind the counter!!
by Mr. Persistent May 26, 2022
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Spring Wake

The intense binge drinking that takes place after the the viewing portion of a wake. Usually includes shotgunning or funneling beers.
After being told by a relative that you are drinking too much after a wake or funeral , "come on, it's Spring Wake"!
by Craig Carsley March 13, 2009
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Dick waker

When you wake up in bed and find a man hitting his dick on your face until it bleeds.
by seen M. November 18, 2019
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Eric Wakefield

You dont need women if you have anxiety. Eric Wakefield is a cool guy
Is that Eric Wakefield, he is a cool guy
by totallynoteric January 27, 2022
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