Men's Volleyball

Men's Volleyball is a faster paced and harder hitting game in comparison to Women's Volleyball. The main aspect of the Men's game is to spike the ball as hard as possible on to the opposing teams court space. Men's Volleyball is a truly under-appreciated sport that has been left out due to things such as Title 9 or high school jocks that think tackling people is how to become a man. Most men's athlete weightlift, practice, and focus harder then regular athlete because the need to prove themselves to other athletes. In sad cases where the men's volleyball team usually sucks... be proud of the team that walked all over them, like the Eden, NY team every year for the past 20 years wins... Volleyball is not just a womens sport, watch the olympics and watch the Men's team destroy other teams by a) packing them in the chest, b) hitting them in the face, a.k.a. facial, c) bouncing the ball off a blockers head, a.k.a. dome d) Housing- act of blocking an opposing hitter straight down... Btw usually men's volleyball players are in good with the women's volleyball players, the ones who wear the spandex... yea, sucks to not play volleyball... VBALL is life...

Person 1: I can't, I have Volleyball...
Person 2: Really! You play Men's Volleyball??? AWESOME
(the ever used phrase every volleyball player knows so well)

by Eden Libero #7 September 24, 2010

Volcano-nigger

Someone who is of Hawaiian decent.

I'd like to go to Hawaii one day but there's too many volcano-niggers there.

by Annie Antisemitism October 13, 2006

Voldemortephobia

This is the fear of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (aka Lord Voldemort) Lord Voldemort is the main antagonist in the Harry Potters Series by J.K. Rowling. This fear orgininated after the books were published, and is when a human fears that Lord Voldemort will appear and kill them using any of the 3 curses.

My biggest fear while walking home is that Lord Voldemort appear and kill me, so my psychiatrist says I have Voldemortephobia.

by Case Turner November 1, 2009

voluntary tourettes

Voluntary Tourettes is a disease that causes people to say outlandish, intrusive, offensive, or overly Freudian comments; even though they know better and could easily restrain themselves. It can inflict any age, sex, or race. However, it has long been recognized to be more prevalent in mother-in-laws. Symptoms can be mimicked or compounded by alcohol.

Sorry babe, its her voluntary tourettes

by Thechevan July 20, 2011

ashley voltoline

Ashley Voltoline has ninja skills, speaks Korean, French and Spanish and is a computer programmer.

Ashley Voltoline likes Matt Turnas.

by Tameka K. Brown September 17, 2013

9-volt Shocker

The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).

I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.

by Big Jim 624 September 14, 2007

voluptuous

Old english for a hottie that is fat in all the right places.

I know this chick who has really nice full breastices and a slammin' round ass with soft squeezable hips. She is just fat in all the right places.

I know this guy that farts dust and he calls that voluptuous.

by nick May 23, 2005