Definitions by Thechevan

voluntary tourettes

Voluntary Tourettes is a disease that causes people to say outlandish, intrusive, offensive, or overly Freudian comments; even though they know better and could easily restrain themselves. It can inflict any age, sex, or race. However, it has long been recognized to be more prevalent in mother-in-laws. Symptoms can be mimicked or compounded by alcohol.

Sorry babe, its her voluntary tourettes

voluntary tourettes by Thechevan July 20, 2011

Control alt delete 

What you say when you want to close an unwellcome and unpleasant vision in your head; for example, when your parents talk about sex.

Mom! Seriously! Control alt delete!

Control alt delete by Thechevan July 12, 2011

Facemo 

A way of describing someone who is intentionaly and openly emotional via daily status updates, but hates it when someone adds comments, as if they are the victim. The kind of people that would support the addition of the Hate button.

She does this all the time, she is such a facemo chick!

Facemo by Thechevan July 11, 2011