Verbal Tweet

A verbalized account of mundane, useless information which nobody cares to hear about. Very common in a cubicle environment where heckling chics laugh, carry on, and discuss everything from hair products, to the guys they were with this past weekend, to the loathing of the boss.

Very much like a Twitter update but much more painful and boring. You cannot choose to click them off. You are subjected to this nonsense all day, everyday... verbally. Verbal Tweet.

Why should I use twitter? I am subjected to verbal tweets all day long in this hell hole.

by jrost618 August 18, 2009

pecker tweet

A tweet that includes images of a penis.

Anthony Weiner sure got in trouble over that pecker tweet.

by W. T. Effman December 8, 2011

Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter

FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!

by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

live tweet

Something people usually hashtag when they want you to know what's happening currently, right here, right now

"I think my boyfriend is trying to break up with me rn #Live Tweet"

by Dealwidit January 11, 2015

corpse tweet

Twitter feeds that are connected to auto-posting software and continue to Tweet after the company is closed.

Three months after their startup died, their corpse tweets kept getting pushed out ever day.

by kat071 May 25, 2015

sweeter tweeter

Big ole dick

Have you heard that Jen and Sam slept together? She says he has a big sweeter tweeter

by Jasdoe2 September 6, 2016

shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch July 12, 2016