turtled

to knock out an obese person and they fall on their back, the sleeping "turtle's" back fat makes them rock side to side

did u see that fatass get turtled? he was out cold rockin side to side!

by TMNT Splinter November 26, 2011

Turtle-Dick

The act of getting to scared, that one's dick goes back into the body, the way a turtle's head hides in it's shell.

That turtle-dick ran so fast when he saw Big Rick across the street! He almost got a beat-down!

by Johnny Ock October 8, 2008

turtle back

when a man cums while laying down and his legs and arms spaz out of control

Trevor did a turtle back after having sex with the transvestite for the sixth time.

Trevor did a turtle back after five seconds of sex.

Casey did a turtle back on Trevor's mom.

by BigMAC86 June 12, 2008

Turtle Time

The time when the party begins and a week long blackout starts.

SJ: Dang Philly it's 10am and your drinking already?
PRH: What do you mean, I'm still wasted from last night, I'm on Turtle Time!

by Lola- SJ July 14, 2010

Turtle Head

The cone shaped end of a turd poking out the anus.

"First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out."

by AgentSmith16 February 23, 2011

I like turtles

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

turtles

Used instead of "thirty" when saying half past the hour.

friend 1: What time is it?
friend 2: It's three turtles.
friend 1: Thanks.

by maryJAHne November 3, 2010