the blue stinger

"The 'Blue Stinger' is when you're watching a really good porn and you're jerking off, and you're just about to cum when somebody and punches you in the face." - Short Bus

boy's about to get "the blue stinger" and he doesn't even know it... poor fool.

by Spamwize the manatee July 11, 2010

Sexting

A stupid media term, that has the entire world going insane because the media is making it out to be the worst thing in the world, but honestly no one can do any harm to it.

It's where a guy(or girl) sends nude pictures of themself back and fourth, or once. Personally I think the worse that could happen is the person show someone, but that's really it. The media is making out to be something so horrible that all kids could face sexual assualt charges and shit like that. Literally only a few kids are caught, and it happens day to day to a thousand teens. Personally it's one of those things that "It's a different time, different setting, sex is more common, but adults hate it, think it's evil blah blah blah" it's just shit like that.

4/5/09

Girl: Hey sexy, I'm feelin a lil hot tonight.(;
Boy: Okay, send some pics and I'll send some.
Girl: You first.

News Lady: On April 5th, local boy and girl were sexting all night, the boy sent many pictures of his penis, and his entire body, while the girl sent many pictures of her vagina, and her body. Sexting could possibly get them a felony charge at 12 years old! Crazy ha?

by truthful_about_truch May 2, 2009

stinger

type of extendable mechanical device usewd by police for puncturing the tyres of a speeding car during a car chase

I swerved right round the stinger

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

Sexting

Sexy texting. Used to be called cyber sex but with the convenience of cell phones, now you can text dirty messages wherever you go!

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

sexting

the act of sending sexy text messages

I'm just sexting my boyfriend while he is away, so he gets excited to come home.

by jules82 October 20, 2008

ring sting

glass ass

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

stingo

A young girl who thinks she is, in her own words, "the best" even though she will continually choose the easy option in life and still fail; she has a user-mentality and 99% of all decisions are bad decisions that if she later on fails to have the hindsight to regret other people will - but she doesn't care - because she only cares about herself.

e.g some one who masquerades around as being a 'nice person' when in actual fact they are nothing more than a selfish failure. (and a smelly little bitch)

Hi Stingo, how are you today?
Hi Stingo, where's the money you owe me?
Hi Stingo, where are your friends? There only seems to be drug dealers here.

by oracle of benign truth June 13, 2018