step dad

A stupid man with no self esteem who takes it all out on me... he has affairs swears and screams, verbally and physcially abuses everyone, has my mom on an allowance even though he personally has over a million dollars in his daddys inheritance...is always my 'dad' when it comes to grounding or physically abusing, but totally steps out when it's time for driving or any other thing that would require anything on his part. Enjoys stirring people up, as in turning off my TV and breaking off my door so I don't have one anymore and he can look in while I am changing. Has lots of affairs and doesn't see anything wrong with this. Unenrolled me at my school when I made honor roll and told everyone it was because I failed out. Pretentious asshole.

don't call that motherfucker my dad, he's my step dad.

by hi there my name is susan June 26, 2007

step-wife

A second wifes husband's Ex-Wife.Especially when the step mother is raising the children as the full-time step mother.
The boilogical mother is the step-mother's "step wife".

I am his second wife. You didn't know I had a step-wife? Yeah, she gave us two beautiful little boys.

by sunshinelollipopgeiger January 5, 2008

stemo

A cross between the words stupid and emo, therefore making it Stemo.

"God, you're such a stemo!"

by Jordy, Sara and Gid (The Stemo) December 28, 2005

Step Down

Verb: To BackHand a friend/co-worker/stranger in the chest, while screaming 'Step Down'. A form of humiliation.

*backhands your chest*
"STEP DOWN!"

by Mr.Eggels April 14, 2006

jacobs step stool

a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis

did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 2, 2009

two-step

Cock-blocking yourself by spending the first half of a night flirting with a girl, but then spending then next part of the night hitting on her friend or roommate, thus blowing it with both of them.

Guy: Oh man! I totally two-stepped it tonight with those two girls. Why didn't I just stick with the first girl?!

by DJ Break September 10, 2009

step-dave

Can be used as all parts of speech, except for a conjunction, proper noun, and preposition: a step-dave is an angry, critical, over-bearing, overzealous step-parent, that has a skewed view of the world. Step-Dave can be used as an insult, or just to replace words in a sentence.

(Someone just spilled coffee all over your sofa) "Wow, your such a Step-Dave!" Or, "STEP-DAVE! I spilled coffee all over your sofa." "Stop Step-Daving all over my sofa, you Step-Dave!"

by Ham Sandwich July 1, 2005