squat pressing 

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

squat pressing by Ryboe September 13, 2006

squat brown 

To defecate, shit, etc.

"I'll be right back. Gotta squat brown!"

squat brown by MK000044 September 15, 2006

squat tink 

a synonym for bitch.

"Man, I don't know if I should ask Shannon out...she's so fine..."

"Ay, stop being such a fucking squat tink pussy and tap that"

squat tink by Vax October 20, 2007

squeakafunk

The sound a fart when one farts in a chair

The squeakafunk resulting from Petey's fart was deafening!

squeakafunk by charlie stratton April 25, 2008

Squat-Mouth 

the act of a male giving female head oral sex

"i dont want no kisses cause you got that Squat-Mouth"

Squat-Mouth by A lil too crunk October 21, 2008

squat jam 

listening to your ipod while taking a shit

I just finished squat jamming

squat jam by Dr. King January 12, 2009

squatbombs 

poo/feces/shit

" Wait a sec ,I have to drop some squatbombs."

"Ewww someone squatbombed here."

squatbombs by lovestospoogeu March 8, 2009