Smurf Trench

The Area where your balls and asshole are not located. Between where you balls stop and your asshole begins.

I have Poisin ivy on my Smurf Trench.THat ivy sure did ransack my Choad!

by Pug/Jur October 16, 2008

smurf

the greatest funniest cutest creatures ever. while it is very wierd that they r delivered by stork and there is only one girl in their whole village it is totally adorable. They love to sing while they work, and use the word smurf for pretty much everythhing. Gargamel and Azrael are the two most common of their enemies but there are more also.

uses of "smurf"
what the smurf?
that looks smurfy
you stupid smurf, why would you smurf like that?!?
she smurfed me first
we're having a smurf old time!
how dare you smurf that language!

by la la la la la la lalalalala August 2, 2011

smurfy

A small male who often wears a blue shirt. He smells like laundry softener.

*At the Laundromat*
Me: Hey, this place smells like smurfy!

by Lachlanisbae April 7, 2017

Get my smurf on

To whack someone in the face with your penis.

Steve's staying tonight, looks like imma get my smurf on.

by Duffman FTW January 4, 2011

scurf

Large clumps of matted dandruff usually found in pikey folk.

You're not sleeping in my bed with all that pikey scurf you cunt!

by minger magnet April 19, 2003

smurf club

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.

I Smurf clubbed that bitch!

by James March 16, 2004

Smurfs

Smurfs is a term that is used to describe the police.

Dude #1: "Yo bruh when da last time you seen ol boy?"

Dude #2: "You ain't heard? The Smurfs got em last week."

by D-N-A "The King Of NC" October 27, 2009