laundromat

with laundromat you can get your clothes clean;

it is important that you choose your laundromat carefully especially if you are going to wash sth valuable; in a good laundromat, for example, you can adjust the speed of washing (in case of delicate stuff you should rather use low speed: then it will not be damaged and still clean eventually)

Look there, I really like this laundromat! Let's go for it: it looks like the quality is high and it has many functions.

laundromat by xalena September 22, 2006

laundromat

Laudry, Laundered. Back in the 90s started the "clean" and "safe" comedy, some of which were played in Laundromats. In an Iconic Speech from "Joking the Chicken" Duckman lashes out at such a movement that led to the "Woke Comedy." Basically describes any humor as "bad comedy" when worked into the context of the a statement.

"He really took that joke to the laundromat." or "He laundered that act" or "He took that act to the laundry."

laundromat by pornstitute October 12, 2019

Laundromat

A bar/club where girls (usually gold-diggers) go to pick up suits in an attempt to set themselves up for life as a trophy wife.

Dude there's no point going to Ryan's bar in your polo and shorts - it's a laundromat and you're never going to get laid wearing that!

Laundromat by hitmehard3r January 23, 2012

laundromat

The act of banging a girl completly naked, and having a loyal friend or roomate sneak in with the intent to steal her clothes, so she is left with nothing to wear.

When Sally hooked up with that guy she got taken to the laundromat, and had to walk across campus in a towel.

laundromat by Gavin F October 3, 2006

laundromat

a rather peculiar carpet or mat that is not unlike a laundered flying persian carpet used to transport money launderers

The money launderers received the red carpet treatment from the laundromat.

laundromat by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008

laundromat

A front or facade where illegally obtained money is cleaned to make the money look as if it was legally obtained.

The ice cream shop was just a laundromat for all the money daddy big bucks earned from selling heroine.

laundromat by fantasma94 April 25, 2022

Laundromat

Laundromat (noun; plural: laundromats)

Traditionally, a laundromat is a public place where people wash and dry their clothes using coin-operated machines. However, in a more humorous or slang sense, a laundromat can refer to a person who “cleans dirty money” for you or someone who helps make a messy situation look squeaky clean.

Verb: to laundromat = to clean or fix something (often figuratively) for someone, especially when it looks suspicious or needs a quick cover-up.

Bro, you really laundromatted that story before telling your parents.

Laundromat by Bullism October 6, 2025