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religion

An escape from cruel reality, something to believe in.
religion is the outlet for the human soul.
by Anonymous November 2, 2003
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1. A political system requiring no personal accountability.
by Snowcat August 25, 2003
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see God if you do not then god shall smite ye! Bullshit!
by Mamao April 4, 2004
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Religion is the most unbelievable idea thats ever existed. Humans have come so far but we still believe in it. Yes the thought of religion has helped many people, but the whole religion thing has killed hundreds of millions of people. There have been thousands of wars thanks to people who take Religion really seriously. Even world war 2 was partially cause by religion.
Religion,the crusades, most terrorists, World War 2
Religion has killed hundreds of millions of people.
by Hale Rothery January 30, 2008
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Many religions have been invented over the centuries, but now, finally, our benevolent and slightly annoyed maker has decided to reveail Itself.
It is obvious, just look around you, that the world was created by a giant, Flying Spaghetti Monster! (blessed be his noodley appendage).
God is real, and he is made of Pasta!
Now sit back, relax, and be peaceful while munching on some Spag Bol. There is no hell, there is only the love of the Noodley Embrace.
All Hail FSM! rAmen!

Person One:Want some tomatoe,basil and garlic pasta?
Person two: Yes please. Ahh, this is the life.No silly made up religion for me.
by roae December 14, 2008
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hey look, some religion just came out of that dogs butt!
by but head May 22, 2008
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Religion is one HUGE fairytale. People who believe in it (Followers of "God") don't know better. Because the fairytale brainwashed their logic and common sense away.
Religion loves all people but if you don't believe in our God you can f*ck off...
by Princessjasmin July 19, 2011
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