if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

The Readings

A homeboys referance to homework involing the hood and other homeboy related works.

Do the readings blood!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Gabby Read This

When you read this just say a “A WHOOSHY WOOSH YUR BAD NICK”

Thick is a word also (The more you know)

Gabby Read This is a bad sentence

Ha u read dis

by Bœt June 8, 2019

gabby read

Gabby is a very playful girl with a short attention spam. She is always willing to play and make you laugh but she might not always enjoy it. A Gabby Read hides there emotions very well and acts brave. She might seem happy on the outside but it is always good to check on a gabby Read.

I want to hang out with Gabby Read sometime

by Shusbsisn February 4, 2021

Reading schools

A ghetto school filled with ghetto people having ghetto fights and ghetto language.

Rachet skanks, poor school. Rude teachers And students!

They have no respect for nothing, they probably go to one of the reading schools.

by Black bitch 360 December 5, 2021

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

Virginia reading

The verbiage used when someone from Virginia residues in a different state and a person needs to be told the hard, cold truth due to ugly behavior.

"I'm fixin to cuss you Virginia reading style if you don't get outta my face"

by navyvett October 11, 2013