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Racist Ron

On Saturday ,January 4th 2025, a legend was born. If you’ve ever been to Ober Gatlinburg, which is a ski hill in Gatlinburg, Tennessee on a Saturday recently, you may have met Ron(probably got fired). But there was foreign people on a gondola up to the actual ski hill, and Ron is not having them talk over him when he’s trying to talk about the Great Smoky Mountains, and in the middle of him talking about the fact that they are the #1 in the country of America. So Ron yells at these people to be quiet, but they think it’s a joke, so Ron yells at them the whole way up. And just a physical description, Ron smells like weed, has brown teeth, and probably has lice. So as we get off the gondola, Ron says, “Alright, who passed gas. Admit it.” And those are words to live by, and the gondola went dead silent. But then Ron blows it off. But yeah, go to Ober Gatlinburg and go meet Ron!
by dakedakebird January 23, 2025
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Racist Definition

A definition created on urbandictionary by an edgelord.

Aka me. I'm sorry for defining racist stuff, please spare me yall i hope to live another day tommorow
A black person: This mf making racist definitions, we gotta bomb his house

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A black person: *calls gang*

1 week later

"WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!"

Ohh. Naggers, of course. : I'M SORRY
by Ohh. Naggers, of course. January 25, 2025
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racist bartism

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racist bartism: racist bartism
by bartsimpsonvincible March 12, 2025
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Racist Mario

One of the most absurd parody videos of all time. The video depicts a Mario Kart race featuring several non-nintendo characters. Mario slowly but surely kills every one of them, even killing Yoshi and Toad in the process, and Ash Ketchum captures Sonic. Ultimately he dies to Kratos, who wins the race by default, taking Peach and Daisy as his trophies.
Characters who appear in the video include
Knuckles: Died (blown up by mario)
Anakin: Died (Fireballed)
Yoshi: Died (Crashes his kart after getting an item box in his eyes.)
Donkey Kong: Survives (Mario shoved a banana up his ass)
Sackboy: Died (Hit by Mario's bullet bill.)
Sonic: Captured (Choked by Mario before getting sent down the track by a boost panel, proceeds to get captured by Ash Ketchum.)
Ash Ketchum: Did not participate in the race (Captured sonic)
Luigi: Died (Mario almost killed him with a fireball, but kratos killed luigi instead.)
Crash Bandicoot: Already dead (Decapitated head shown by mario, thrown at kratos.)
Toad: Died (Mario used his head as a powerup)
Mario: Died (Defeated by Kratos at the end)
Peach: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Daisy: Survived (Claimed as Kratos' trophy)
Person 1: "Wait wait wait. You mean to tell me Kratos killed Mario once?"
Person 2: "It's in the Racist Mario video. A bunch of crazy shit happens, it's great!"
by Bossboy28 July 13, 2025
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Racist Easter Bunny

A white kid that carry’s around a sack of candy (sometimes doughnuts…, a lot of them) and likes white girls that have bangs and big tittys
“Hey you see Nathan over there??” Yeah, you know him? “Yeah I here bro always carry’s a sack of candy around with him but only chases white girls with bangs and big yitties!” Damn… he’s a racist Easter Bunny if I've ever seen one…
by N8te33 October 13, 2025
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Preferential Racist

Someone who is against racism towards specific racial group(s) they like, but also advocates for and/or encourages racism against different particular racial group(s) they don't like. The preferential racist tries to hide behind the fact they are against racism only partially as long as it is towards racial groups they prefer, and in doing so they think they are somehow granted special privileges that make it okay for them to be racist towards racial groups they don't prefer. Additionally they will often use nonsense mental gymnastics and fallacious reasoning to blame the problems of racial group(s) they like on the racial groups they don't like as a way to disguise and legitimize their racism. They are hypocrites and ironically, racist.
Preferential Racist: We need to finally have a conversation about the racism towards racial group X. Other racial group Y is inherently bad and the root of all of their problems!
Rationalist: By have a conversation you actually mean you just want us to receive your blessed wisdom through a monologue in which your aim is to convert us to your nonsense ideology. If any of us disagree with you, you will just call us racist, accuse us of being part of the problem, and put us in a box of one of the racial groups you don't like. So you don't actually want to have a conversation. Anything that can be seen as racial progress is something that will be talked around, instead of celebrated.
by ApplesPotatoGardner August 10, 2023
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Closet racist

Most functioning human beings, a closet racist thinks differently of a different race in their head and express it in public differently
All normal human beings are closet racists
by Jon Doe4567325 February 14, 2021
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