The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
by gav-wan September 27, 2024
Get the Second Romansmug. Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!
Yo I was feeling extravagant so I gave this wild Russian bitch a roman torch.
Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.
In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.
In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
by Don Pingon' November 2, 2019
Get the Roman Torchmug. The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).
by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025
Get the Roman Paint Jobmug. A comedian, someone who cracks jokes for group cohesion. Is generally agreeable, albeit at his own expense.
Considered a "sad clown", humor is a Roman's way for social navigation, being his only way to cope with existential dread.
Not to be mistaken with "Romans" from the "Roman Empire".
Considered a "sad clown", humor is a Roman's way for social navigation, being his only way to cope with existential dread.
Not to be mistaken with "Romans" from the "Roman Empire".
by Kurokenji November 22, 2021
Get the Romanmug. National Roman Awareness Day is a day dedicated to celebrating King Roman III, the master of the design arts, ruler of Whitecliffe, and monarch of coding. He is the only human who can make artificial intelligence cry and feel defeated. On this day, we honor his unparalleled skills and leadership, bowing down to him as he guides us toward a path of creative madness.
by coding123 July 29, 2024
Get the Roman Awareness Daymug. David:“I saw Roman the other day”
Cesar:”You mean the thickest sexiest fucking embodiment of lust that is Roman”
Cesar:”You mean the thickest sexiest fucking embodiment of lust that is Roman”
by Baby Huey213 November 30, 2021
Get the Romanmug. This term, associated mainly with two men, in a hidden gay relationship. The term of “Roman friend” comes from Ancient Rome, where two men would great each other this way. It’s a word for a hidden gay relationship in our time
Speaker one: Hey Speaker two, did you hear that Person one kissed person two on the lips?
Speaker two: Oh really? they must be “Roman friends”
Speaker two: Oh really? they must be “Roman friends”
by Rexertom August 6, 2025
Get the Roman friendsmug.