Professor B

I well knowledgeable person, wise and knows how to do almost everything. Very loyal and dedicated. All Professors are handsome, with great looks an speak with confidence.

Who are you, My names Professor B an you are?

Yo look its Professor B!

This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!

by The Dr. PB August 18, 2013

professional purgatory

Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.

"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"

"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"

by Marwam September 27, 2013

professionally nasty

being nasty in a professional manner. Ref. Amit Sagar

I am going to write a professionally nasty email

by benny the jet March 18, 2014

Profellator

Overly proactice self-agrandising academic who works 24/7 and seizes every opportunity to blow their way up the academic ladder in the pursuit of an academic chair.

That profellator is totally obsessed with the REF, impact ratings, ingratiating senior academics and pontificating at conferences about how his 'cutting edge' research is reshaping the field and constructing a new ontological paradigm.

by Andoon July 23, 2014

Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.

"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."

by Andymius September 26, 2014

profexional

To have a professional relationship with a peer that includes a very proficient and highly sexual interaction...

"Oh my Lord... You presented an amazing business plan this morning and tonight you are just bringing me to the seventh Heaven. This is the perfect example of Profexional meaning"

by tarifnsw March 27, 2016

profetiobal

What can be assumed as an interesting take on the word professional; Typically used by idiots on the Internet ( Thanks Twitter!)

@Tyreese: In your relationship try and become a profetiobal forgiver ..

by Deeznutsinyourface October 3, 2016