He is Phineas and Ferb's pet platypus who they say doesn't do much but is actually a secret agent for major Monogram and his arch-nemesis is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
by topaz6 April 18, 2010
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by Frankoo January 3, 2019
Get the point blank period mug.The fine art of bludgeoning an electronic device in order to encourage it to work properly. Vigorous usage of this technique often renders said device permanently nonfunctional.
My goddamned monitor was flickering until I used some percussive maintenance; now it's totally dead and Help Desk is bringing me a new one.
by naz_ghul March 14, 2003
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Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*
Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!
Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!
by Hurley665 July 20, 2009
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Person 9 Y ̖͉̬͚͎͍̜͊͝o ̣̭̮̯̭͙̜̓͋̌̏̆͜͜͝͝u ̹͍͉͎̬̰͍͎̠̈́̀̽͜ ̵͓̼̮̥̎͋̆̅̍̃̓̿̈͠ṣ̵̡̛̣̞͋͛̽̌̿̄͘͠͠h̴̛̯̼̥͎͍͙̽̓̐̍̿̂̐̊o ̖͔̬͕́̃̌̒u ̣̗͂ͅl ̨̛̯̞͓̱̭̭͍̺́͒̽̀́̈́͝͝d ̞͎̞͉͉̗̟͗͒̌̑́̆̏̍͂ ̶̨̡̣͈͔̞̟͂̈́b̶̧̨̫̮̰̞̱̱̬̀̏͛͐́̀͂̕e ̘̦̑̌ ̵̝̬̙̒̌͛̈́̅̇e ̧̫͈̝͕̻̝̝̼͖̉́̑̆̉̓x ̨̗̼͎̩͈͔̬̄i ̬̱̈́́̂̍͑t̵͈͎͓̻̭̘̰͒̋̑̄̌̑͛̚e ̗̮͉̋͂̿͑d̶̞̔̄̇́́̚ ̩̘̻̣̖̰̌̑t ̢̘́̈̿̐̃̂͗o ̛̹̪̱̯̪̱̖̠͋̌͒̈̆̓͘͝͝ ̴͓̞̤̮̳̏͊s̵̮̲̿ȩ̵̛̻̺̈̆̊̆̚̕͠͝ë̴̖̙̖͓̦̖̻̻̲́̎̍̓̑̆͜͝ ̴̺̓ṫ̴̢͍͍͎̜͕͙̘̮̤̈́̑̍̀̿̄̚͝͝h̶̹̤͂͂̒̀̚͝e ̡̧͈͕̘̝̩̪̤̰́̒̈͋̓̋̔̋̽ ̮̫̗̙̝̄̿̍̔̀͊͒̅̈́͝c ̝͇͊̈̆o̴̘̙̭̻͍͉͋́̇͐́̈́̐͝͝ͅr̵̨̢͙̜͓͍̦͔̼̆̇͛͝ͅp ̨̩͓̥̖̗̮͇́͝e ̧͎̞̻͈̌́s̴̱̤͈͔̥͆͐̊̂̈́̈́̀̀ͅ ̧͓̭̬̺̣̝̝͙̲͆̓̀͗̕̚͝͝͝ȏ̶̹̮̠̺̉̌̃̈́͝f ̨̄͝͝ ̵̘̺̠̍̊͠ͅm ̫̝͒̋̔̀̉́̒̚͘͝y ͈̣͍̖̠̰̭͕̜̈́̿ ̪͍̥̠͕̳̞͖̽̉̾͑̊͆̒̽͝ͅp ̧͓͋͒̃̂͌̀͠e ̢̇̅͘o ̗̤͓̗̊͛́̊p̵̢̳͖̌͘͝l̵̡̠̘͙͚̘̟̠̪͉̿̾̆̎ḛ̴͊͂̂ ̛͖̗̥͔̳̱͓͈͌f̴̧̛̫̿̾̽̐͌̏͜a̶̹̗̺͉̮̮̰̜̓̌͐͌͗̉͜͠͠ͅl ̡̋̐͛̿͒̍̍̔̂̒
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by Random info for you April 13, 2021
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