paternol

The propensity to knowingly cover up for a child predator for the benefit of one's self or others.

Upon receiving reports of child molestation in the men's locker room, the university leaders' paternol instincts kicked in and they decided to ignore the matter for 15 years.

by tequilacamel July 13, 2012

Manbullet Platter

The act of one sperming in ones hand and having your partner lick the sperm out of the hand; such as a Silver platter.

DJ Cream Pie: I totally served a chick my manbullet platter last night.
Dr Extenze: Gave her straight 5 star dining last night.
DJ Cream Pie: Straight up

by DJ Cream Pie and Dr Extenze May 5, 2011

Fuck Platter

An assortment of sexual partners

I wonder who I will choose from my fuck platter to have sex with tonight!

by SwIrLieDeee April 29, 2014

The Potter

Sex move wherein you cum on your partner's forehead in a zigzag, and then say "Yer a wizard Harry!"

Dude, I heard Steve gave Tracy "The Potter" last night... She wasn't very impressed.

by Afgepistewitou May 20, 2016

Harry Potter

That skinny kid in glasses who says incendio and you burst into flames

Harry Potter: Incendio!
Guy: AAAAAHHHHH! I'm burning!

by lazarbeamsfan11 February 25, 2019

dark meat platter

When a rather well hung black fellow conceals his penis in a silver dinner platters and exhibits it to an unsuspecting victim.

Officer: What happened here?
Victim: He dark meat plattered me.....

by LawsonF December 16, 2015

i hate potter

the mating call of Draco Malfoy towards the golden boy by the name of Harry Potter.

“God I hate Potter.,” Draco Malfoy said as he stared dead ass at Harry’s arse.

by cacti_sexual January 19, 2019