p squared

Penis and a paycheck

It's a reason why women stay in their unfulfilling relationships. When your husban ticks you off, remind yourself that he has p squared. If you are satisfied with the quality of his penis and his paycheck, then you can tolerate the rest of the crap.

by Roxanna Stephens June 18, 2006

p-nig

big smelly black penis

anyone who takes this site seriously and defines things with offense intended or taken.

by slappy the quarrel September 6, 2003

P. Diddy

a homo rapper who can't write his own lyrics

by Omega Death March 27, 2003

p-funk

1. n. 19070- present day funk band parliment funkadelic under the direction of George Clinton, which at one point had a membership of 150.
2. n. Pure funk, uncut, unmixed; an example would be James Brown "Make it Funky" or "Flashlight" by Parliment Funkadelic.
3. n. Plainfield funk, being that much of the band is from Plainfield NJ, and much of it still resides there.

Make my funk the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up.
I want the bomb,
I want the P-Funk
I want my funk uncut.
Make my funk the P-Funk
I wants to get funked up.

by L-Trane W. January 13, 2006

P.O.M

Partner. Over. Mates.

The opposite of this is M.O.P - Mates. Over. Partners.

Since he started dating that bitch he's become such a P.O.M

by Drummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm February 13, 2008

[P.A.T.]

port arthur,texas

man 1:where you from?
man 2:man im straight out that p.a.t.

by laydee_too_trill January 13, 2009

p'wnd

to be owned, to have the smack down place on you, most often occuring to noobs (newbs)

i just p'wnd you at halo

by Al Downes November 5, 2008