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to be owned, to have the smack down place on you, most often occuring to noobs (newbs)
i just p'wnd you at halo
p'wnd by Al Downes November 5, 2008
Words you can keep
Tense of pwn.

An internet chat language variety/version of the word "owned", used in the sence of beating/defeating/outclassing someone. Usually used in games such as Counter-strike or on messageboards when a user posts arguments or insults that can't possibly be counter-argued.

Arguably considered so-called "l33t-speak"
"I pwnd you that round" "You just got pwnd dude" "I am going to pwn you like I did your mother last night"
pwnd by Anton May 11, 2003

pwndomon 

After the "Rick Rolling" had slowed down at the end of 2008, the world was in desperate need of a new meme. As a result, "pwndomon" was born. Instead of sending someone a link to something that they actually wanted to see, and then sending them a link to the ever-so-popular Rick Astley video, you send them to a link to the song "What Kind of Pokemon Are You?"
John: "Dude, the new Batman trailer leaked online! Wanna see?"
Rick: "Dude, hell yeah!"
John: "Here, check out the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19jZeQeOeKQ"
Rick: "I've been pwndomon'd again, you dickhead!"
pwndomon by ween_ February 26, 2009
A variation of the word "owned". The only reason that this word came about was because of a typo, and given that P and O are right next to each other. It has nothing to do with combining words or anything of the sort. It is rumored to have come about from an early Warcraft3 map, in which the creator meant to have a trigger say "Player X got ownd", trying to use the "1337speak" variation of "owned", but hit P instead of O, thus giving birth to "pwnd".
You have been pwnd. Etc...
pwnd by Viper2026 November 18, 2004

pwndizzle 

just another saying of pwned, but putting the dizzle in there for added effect. see pwned
spawned from the korean SAT 2 vocab pah han des so meaning laughing out loud. sounded like pwndizzle to me.

WOW you just got PWNDIZZLED.
*girl runs into a door*
girl: OW.
guy: can we get a pwndizzle?!
everyone else: PWNDIZZLED!
pwndizzle by kevin the ninja July 28, 2008

B3@R PWND 

the term that describes what happens when a bear (of any type) PWNS you
Danny got B3@R PWND when he went hiking last week.
B3@R PWND by B3@R_PWND January 21, 2009
A word which gamers use to indicate that someone was brutally beaten in a video game, and thus humiliated. Also known as owned, but misspelled and mass-spread. Basically the next level of "owned"
I'm sorry, but it seems you were just royally pwnd. Would you like another glass of pwnage, sir? Or would you rather hand someone else the controller...
pwnd by GameKitty January 14, 2006
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