Sticky note

The act of expressing one's gratitude to a prostitute/stripper/sex worker by ejaculating on the money.

Betty Boob: Kay, we're done, where's my money.

You: Give me five minutes to recharge and I'll give you a sticky note.

by yourmom20 May 12, 2009

noted poker authority

A nickname for a successful poker player who has become "noted" by publishing a book.

Boom! He's a Noted Poker Authority. Just like that. He wins a tourney and writes a book. If only I were so lucky.

by Elaine Vigneault May 18, 2006

smurf noses

When you can see a chicks nipples are poking out under her shirt. You can imagine her boobs are smurfs under her shirt.

Whoa, check out the smurf noses on that bitches huge tits.

by millerman888 December 9, 2005

rubbing noses

Exactly how the Eskimo people show love and affection to each other. An Eskimo analogue for the kiss. Now widely used all around the world.

-Anna is so funny, she likes rubbing noses with her friends.
-Really? What an interesting habit.

by ComЯade_Stalin January 27, 2014

the notebook

A gay movie tome likes

tom likes hte notebook and men and has big lips and no penis

by jon milord March 23, 2005

note to self

an amazing song written and sung by sonny moore, in the time that he was in the band From First to Last.
<3

Two roads split off from here,
and my life goes running in opposite directions.
Exaggerating the barrier between who I am,
and who I want to be.

I wanted to be the breath of fresh air,
When everything smelled so insincere.
But this taste still lingers in my mouth,
Deceit has ways of sticking around.
And I'm ready to disappear,
Vacation seems far(seems far) from here.

Note to self:
I miss you terribly.
This is what
we call a tragedy.
Come back to me,
Come back to me,
To me.

Note to self:
I miss you terribly.
This is what
we call a tragedy.
Come back to me,
back to me,
To me.

I can feel my mind
wandering again.
Into where I dont know,
and will I ever get home?
Time starts moving
faster than I can.
And I'm sick of this scene;
I need to break the routine.
(repeat)

Two roads...
Split off from here,
and my life goes running in opposite directions.
Exaggerating the barrier between who I am
and who I want to...

Which part of me is left?
I feel so close,
and yet I am so far.
Which part of me is lost?
I feel so close,
and yet I am so.... FAR!!!

by brianafay February 8, 2009

Lew note

Any IOU for a gambling debt of $60. Size, roughly 3"x7 1/2"

After this poker game I'll owe you a Lew note.

by Al May 13, 2005