crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

by Urban Parker January 27, 2017

natural lengness

When somebody is super fine looking.. oozing mad sex appeal. 10 outta 10 fit

Girl 1: that nigga Dolo is way too handsome

Girl 2: yeah I know right, he’s got that Natural Lengness

by Big boy DOLO June 3, 2023

nature’s wand

Such phrases implies the penis

Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.

by Peanutting the nut May 28, 2024

nature's napkins

the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.

Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.

The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.

"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"

"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"

by JimTheNickel July 3, 2009

natural perm

Hair that is naturally wavy or curly. This term is used by people with naturally wavy hair to belittle people who get perms.

Josh has a natural perm. I get a perm just to get what he has naturally.

by tomdeeds January 29, 2024

nature's pocket

A geological thing on the earth. A cavity that spews hot water.

Let's go swimming in the nature's pocket!

by jimjammerjammy June 15, 2024

Nature Nerd Comics

Who are Nature Nerds
Nature Nerds is a group of anonymous artists who are concerned with how people are destroying nature.

What is our goal?
Our goal is to change the minds of our readers, and to convince people to treat nature better. I think that this might make he world a better place.

When will there be new comics?
We post new comics daily. We work hard on every comic to make sure that they perfect before we post it.

to go to Nature Nerd Comics type this in the search bar:
naturenerdcomics.weedly.com

by Nature Nerd Comics November 18, 2020