Night Psych Tunnel 

When you and a friend are up in the middle of the night and decide to message each other at the same time.

Hi b-what the hell you beat me? I think we have a Night Psych Tunnel

Night Psych Tunnel by AstroScraps November 26, 2017

Night night nut 

When you bust a nut and fall asleep

“I was beating off to Remy Lacriox and as soon as I finished, I had a night night nut.”

Night night nut by AnotherDummy December 21, 2017

night turbulence 

Farting violently in your sleep.

Don't eat too many beans, you don't wanna get night turbulence!

night turbulence by urbanlimberl December 26, 2017

Night Furry 

A dragon with the anatomy same as Night Fury. Basically Toothless from HTTYD but with added fur.

He spelled "Night Furry" instead of "Night Fury" again, dragons don't have fur!

Night Furry by RodamisCZ January 14, 2018

Night Smear 

The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.

victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!

Night Smear by Platezz January 24, 2018

Night Stick 

Similar to Morning Wood, a boner that you have in the middle of the night when you wake up. Can be used to slap your partner while they are sleeping.

I had to pee last night. Woke up with a night stick and slapped by wife’s ass with it.

Night Stick by I better go wipe January 30, 2018

Night Critter

1. Mysterious creatures of the night, commonly attack humans with any chance they get

Coach: "What kind of food do you like to eat?"
Ms. Brenda "I enjoy well-seasoned night critters"

Night Critter by Ms. Brenda Definitions January 31, 2018